Man I wish I could work at The Onion for a week. Not that I could come up with funny stories but imagine getting this assignment of having to set up the photoshoot & video shoot. Damn, just seems like a blast and it only helps that the shit they put out is pure comedy! And why do I have the sudden urge to get a new falcon tattoo? And don’t forget to stay afterwards and see why that headache you have could be cancer. LULZ!
Video after the break…
Fuck this dorm! It’s on fire.
Nice.
ahhhhhhhh, The Onion is so freaking damn awesome. Best satire writers in the biz.
That was genius!
Heather already posted the best line in the segment.