Dem Rumors: “Machete” cast includes Robert DeNiro, Steven Seagal & Michelle Rodriguez

machete-poster-trejoWhat a way to end the week with a INSANE rumor like this one. According to Bloody Disgusting (who have ben fairly accurate with their rumors as of late) Robert DeNiro, Michelle Rodriguez & Jonah Hill are in talks to join the cast of the Robert Rodriguez produced (and perhaps co-direct cause he can do that) Machete, which is spawned from the faux trailer Rodriguez did for Grindhouse starring the fantastic Danny Trejo. Not only that, The Playlist is also reporting that a certain ponytail having, arm breaking motherfucker will also be joining the cast: Steven Seagal. Take that in for a moment now: Steven Seagal & Robert DeNiro in the same film… yeah. Hopefully this is all true but as it is not set in stone yet or confirmed by anyone up top, take it with a grain of salt but just let it all marinate and think how badass such a film would be. PLUS, having my too favorite Rodriguez’ in Hollywood working together is equally as sick! Yup, still think Michelle is hot so fuck y’all! Here’s the trailer for the film from Grindhouse but be warned as it is NSFW!! They truly did FUCK with the wrong Mexican.

8 comments

  1. Wasn’t Rodriquez supposed to release this like a year ago directly to DVD? What’s been taking so long or has he been busy banging Rose McGowan? Not that I blame him or anything…

    1. Not sure if it’s not going to be direct to DVD or not yet but yeah that was the original plan. With names like this, who knows what they have planned, though.

  2. Hey! It’s Frank Lapidus from “Lost.”

    Danny Trejo is awesome, but I’m afraid you are quite wrong about Michelle Rodriguez. She’s gross. End of chat.

    1. I think you mean that the fucking Lawnmower Man! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS GRANTED!

  3. STILL MORE libelous, pointless, predictable cokeheaded
    circle-jerk cultural incest 'as its happening' from a Hollywood
    that's making BILLIONS catering to the franchise slum denial
    needs of history's –MOST– awesomely genocidal regime
    ACROSS the Pacific (70 MILLION exterminated in 'peacetime').

    BTW —putting aside the FACT that our Hollywood and media
    ALSO again 'mysteriously overlooked' the staggeringly relevant
    60th anniversary of the KOREAN WAR this year
    —we wonder ju7st how much underpaid, untaxed, unserviced
    illegal labor the LON G RICH DeNiro is himselfg 'using' to
    run his Tribeca restaurant these past 20 years????

    LOL

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