We all knew it was bound to happen one day but now we’re facing a serious problem that could mean catastrophic damage to our delicate slut-cosystem here in California. Hopefully VH1 and those responsible for the containment of these raunchy women will step up and do the right thing. BTW, this video might be a little NSFW. And by a little, I mean a lot. But well worth it because you know what, this is our land and we must maintain our home safe & STD free. So where was this bus crash again and how much is bus train fare there?
I'm in my car right now and headed to Palmdale. I should be on the scene in about 3 hours. If I can save only one slut life it will all be worth it. I love The Onion!
That was awesome.