Random Goodness: The Onion reveals Modern Warfare 3

Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
Looks like Fresno’s Best Buy might be looking to make the national spotlight again for a video game involved incident, but it’ll be worth it this time as Modern Warfare 2 was released last night and geekdom is ready to embrace! But The Onion has today revealed that the developers are already putting the finishing touches on the next game in the series, Modern Warfare 3. I too sometimes sit and wonder who I’d rather pick to have relations with, Shakira or Jessica Biel. And if this game can get that realistic simulation down right, consider my pre-order PLACED!