I miss Harrison Ford. Sure, he came into town to visit a few years back but I miss the Harrison Ford of yesteryear that would get me excited (ahem) to go watch a movie of his on the big screen. Now he seems to get regulated to starring in utter crap or straight-to-DVD shlock. meh. For now let’s revist some classic moments in Harrison Ford history where he really expresses his love for all members of his family.
Dear Harrison Ford,
Let’s go back to 1988 and get married.
You can learn to deal with the fact I was just 12, I’m sure.
Love,
Heather (your wife)
A time traveling pedophile? Sorry, Eric Bana & Rachel Adams already did that movie.
Yeah, actually it was a book. You’re familiar with books, right? They’re like a movie, only written down.
Oh, I know about books. I buy them to impress women and come off as an intellectual. For some reason I think I fucked up by only getting COMIC books, though.
@brodiemash: Just don’t do what I did and buy sex books. Yeah really doesn’t impress the ladies that much. Well except for that one chick, but she was nutty and not in the fun way.
I keep those under the comics. Surprisingly they never make it past those to the grandma pr0n underneath so it works to be the perfect deterrent.
Your comic books didn’t stop me, brodiemash.
Nice stash.
Thank you! I’ve been collecting erotica for years now!