Gather round boys and girls … today we’re going to talk about a subject that is very near and dear to my heart: Diane Sawyer is a stupid bitch. (This was actually proven on a previous Dumb Drum post of an intoxicated Sawyer appearing on air post-Obama election. “Seeming” my ass. I know “drunk” when I see it. I’m the “pot,” so I can call the kettle “black,” my friends. )
Today, as I seduced one of my early-morning clients to my usual a.m. background noise of Good Morning America (it’s important to stay up on current events, even if you’re full of hot air), I was forced to stop mid-seduction because I became increasingly distracted by the bullshit spewing forth from Ms. Sawyer’s collagen-injected mouth.
I’m sure you all remember the story everyone couldn’t stop talking about a few months ago of the 8-year-old boy who shot and killed his father and his father’s friend. (Birth control at it’s finest!) So now the little hellion is in juvie and just pleaded “guilty” to the charge of “negligent manslaughter” for killing his dad’s friend. (P.S. How the fuck is murdering someone “negligent”? It’s not like forgetting to turn the fucking stove off and burning down your house!! How do you “accidentally” pick up a gun, point it at someone and pull the trigger. “Oh sorry! My bad!”)
Our good friend Diane, in all of her journalistic glory, was interviewing the boy’s attorneys and expressing her horror at the boy choosing, on his own, to plead guilty. “But does a 9-year-old really know the difference?” she said. “Can a 9-year-old make that kind of decision?”
So let me get this straight, Sawyer … are you saying that 9-year-olds aren’t capable of processing logical thoughts??? Do they just sit around drooling, waiting for people like you, who obviously know better, to wipe their mouths and tell them the sky is blue??? Maybe YOU couldn’t tie your shoes or speak a full sentence at nine, but that doesn’t mean that all 9-year-olds are fucking stupid! When I was nine I was doing long-division and baby-sitting my 4-year-old plastic brother. And I can assure you that I sure as hell knew that if I took a shotgun and blew a hole through him my parents would’ve fucked me up! (Forget the law! But I knew that shit too. Murder = WRONG.)
That crazy kid knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he shot his dad and his dad’s friend. He also knew it was WRONG, because he then tried to lie about doing it, and is now choosing to plead guilty. Open your eyes, you dumb bitch. (Who lies for fun?! If I’m tellin’ a lie, it’s because I am trying to SAVE MY ASS.) To quote the great Christian Bale: “What don’t you fucking understand?!”
P.S. If you’re wondering why the boy is only admitting guilt to his father’s friend’s death and not his father, that’s because our glorious court system didn’t want him to grow up having the “burden” of actually admitting to killing his own father … even though HE FUCKING SHOT HIM. How nice! Thank you, courts of America, for protecting the feelings of murderers … because Lord knows we wouldn’t want them to have any sort of emotional discomfort after they wipe someone off the face of the earth.
(Don’t forget, Debbie will be answering all your questions so if you have some questions that can only be answered by a blogger blow-up doll, feel free to send them to thedumbdrum@gmail.com with Ask Debbie in the subject)
So much hate for Ms. Sawyer. All those years on the streets must have made you a bitter blow-up doll, missy!
Whatever Mash! All those years on the streets taught me MANY things, one of them being that kids are fucking SMART. That’s why I don’t have any … I’m not ready to be out-smarted, OR shot in the back while I’m kickin it with my friends!
oh Debbie, such anger!
sawyer is a no good bitch. she does not have any clear judgment of her own. she defends the real criminals while defaming and torturing innocent people.
she goes to hell! yaya
and karma’s a bitch that will get her YAY!
CURSE YOU DIANE!
I'm so glad that somebody else is not ,so numbed by media sentiment,that they can make an intelligent observation.After watching this stupid bitch ask gen Petreus-so,you write a letter to the family of every soldier killed.how does that make you feel?
That ended it for me.
My bad-It was Gen McChrystal,not Petraeus.Diane Sawyer is still a stupid bitch and, if I spelled HER name wrong, I wouldn't bother correcting the post
Sawyer is clearly a brain-less dumb bitch that needs to STFU
Look at her interview with Lisa Prisley about MJ!
I cant figure out who is a bigger bitch, I mean, they both should go claim "the biggest bitch in the world"
When I worked for a company with a hot new product, they begged my company to showcase it on her show. We didn't need anymore exposure but I squeezed in time to be at their studio way early in the morning and she comes in and doesn't even look at me but asks how to operate the product. Someone tells me to stay nearby behind their couch right out of camera view so that I can help if she needs it. So I am in this awfully uncomfortable position crouched behind the couch and then several seconds before airing, the surly cameraman yells at me that I'm in the shot! Afterwards, no words like thanks for coming or anything. For all their popularity, their whole production was very rude and unprofessional.
Diane Sawyer is also an ignorant BITCH and her friend George Shrimpinopolis is too.