So Bryan told me the other day “Hey, how about you stop being lazy and write something to go along with your Zero Punctuation posts, you lazy fuck!” After I ripped his throat out with my feet (cause that’s how we do in Firebaugh. Savages…) I started to think that maybe he had a point. I have been lazy, I won’t deny that so from now on, I will do this in memory of Bryan Harley. Guess he just caught me at a bad time… Oh yeah, Prototype came out this week (*snore*) but if I were you, I’d be saving my duckets for Fight Night 4. About fucken time we get Julio Cesar Chavez in this bitch!
I ain’t dead, and most of this post was about you killing me not Zero Punctuation, FAIL. I can still type without a throat, DOUBLE FAIL!
Why would I kill you? I need your skills here, man. It just sucks that I’ll never get to hear that angelic voice of yours again. NOW TYPE, MONKEY!!